Ranch Dressing

450kcal2.6g protein47.2g fat4.7g carbs~$0.75/ serving*Estimates computed from the ingredient list; cost uses average US supermarket prices. Not a substitute for packaging measurements or your receipt.
Contains dairy, egg · sometimes contains soy — check the label · only in an optional ingredient: gluten, fish
Restrictions
Containsdairy · eggIt is in an ingredient you cannot leave out.
Sometimes contains — check the labelsoy (Mayonnaise)Some brands have it, some do not. The recipe cannot tell, so this is the one you check yourself.
Only if you add itgluten (worcestershire sauce) · fish (worcestershire sauce)Leave that ingredient out and the dish does not have it.
Diets
Vegetarian · without onePescatarianNo porkNo alcohol
Worked out from the ingredient list. It knows nothing about brands, shared equipment or cross contamination, and it is not a certification — if you have an allergy, you still have to read the label.
Ingredients
Servings:
| ½ cup | |
| ¼ cup | |
| ¼ cup | |
| 1 clove | |
| 1 tbsp | |
| 1 tbsp | |
| 1 tbsp | |
| ½ tsp | |
| ¼ tsp | salt |
| ¼ tsp | |
| 1 tsp |
Optional
Not counted above. The dish works without them.
| 1 tsp | |
| ¼ tsp | |
| ¼ tsp | |
| 2 tbsp |
Steps
- Mince2 minon the board, with the saltgarlic + salt, dragged flat with the side of the knife until it turns to a slick paste — the salt is abrasive and pulls water out of the clove, and paste disperses through the dressing where minced garlic instead sits as hot bites that get sharper overnight
- Whisk2 minno liquid yetmayonnaise + sour cream, until glossy and lump-free. Whisking the thick fats together before any buttermilk goes in is the whole difference between ranch that coats a leaf and ranch that runs off it — buttermilk added first thins the mayonnaise past the point where a whisk can shear the sour cream smooth, and the lumps never come out
- Whisk2 minadding in three additions+ buttermilk, a third at a time, letting each addition disappear before the next. The mayonnaise is already an emulsion; adding the water phase gradually keeps it suspended rather than breaking it into a grainy, weeping base
- Season2 minroom temperature+ garlic paste + onion powder + black pepper + lemon juice + dill + chives + parsley, folded through. The lemon and the buttermilk's own lactic acid also firm the dressing slightly as they hit the mayonnaise's egg proteins — go past about a tablespoon of added acid and it curdles instead
- Rest30 minrefrigerated, coveredChill at least 30 minutes = ranch dressing. The onion powder needs the time to hydrate — used immediately it tastes chalky and raw — and the cut herbs bleed their oils into the fat, which is why cold-rested ranch tastes green and freshly mixed ranch tastes only of mayonnaise. It thickens as it sits; loosen with a spoonful of buttermilk before serving if it has set too far