Chow Mein

325kcal9.2g protein11.3g fat48g carbs~$0.79/ serving*Estimates computed from the ingredient list; cost uses average US supermarket prices. Not a substitute for packaging measurements or your receipt.
Contains gluten, soy, shellfish · only in an optional ingredient: sesame
Restrictions
Containsgluten · soy · shellfishIt is in an ingredient you cannot leave out.
Only if you add itsesame (oil sesame)Leave that ingredient out and the dish does not have it.
Diets
No porkNo alcohol
Worked out from the ingredient list. It knows nothing about brands, shared equipment or cross contamination, and it is not a certification — if you have an allergy, you still have to read the label.
Ingredients
Servings:
| 8 oz | |
| 3 tbsp | vegetable oil |
| 1 unit | |
| 2 unit | |
| 2 cup | |
| 1 cup | |
| ½ cup | |
| 2 tbsp | |
| 1 tbsp | |
| 1 ½ tsp | |
| 2 clove |
Optional
Not counted above. The dish works without them.
| 1 tsp | |
| 3 unit | |
| 8 oz | |
| 6 oz | |
| 1 tsp |
Steps
- Boil4 mina minute short of the packet, rinsed cold, then spread out to air-drynoodles, drained and left to dry on a tray for at least ten minutes if there is time. Surface water is the enemy of crisping: it has to boil off before the noodle can reach browning temperature, and while it does the pan cools and the noodles steam. Dry noodles brown in a fraction of the time
- Mix3 mintwo bowls: sauce, and cornstarch slaked in 2 tbsp cold waterstock + soy sauce + oyster sauce (+ sugar) in one bowl; cornstarch and cold water in another. Cornstarch must be slaked in cold liquid first — dropped dry into hot stock it gelatinises on the outside of each grain instantly and sets into lumps that cannot be whisked out
- Fry7 min2 tbsp oil, high, noodles spread flat and left alone 3 minutes a sidenoodles, pressed into an even layer and not touched until the underside is golden and crisp at the edges, then turned in sections. The stillness is the technique — every stir resets the browning and the difference between chow mein and lo mein is exactly this crust. Set the noodles aside on a rack, not a plate, so the steam escapes
- Saute5 minremaining oil, highest heat, hardest vegetables first+ garlic for fifteen seconds, then onion + celery (+ chicken or shrimp cooked first and reserved), then cabbage, each given a minute before the next. Order follows density: celery holds up to five minutes of hard heat, cabbage collapses in two, sprouts in thirty seconds
- Reduce3 minsauce in, boiling, slurry stirred in at the end+ sauce brought to a boil, then + cornstarch slurry, stirred until it turns glossy and thickens in about twenty seconds. The starch has to actually boil to thicken fully — pulled off at a simmer it stays thin and tastes chalky
- Fold2 minoff the heat, crisped noodles returned last+ noodles + bean sprouts (+ scallions, + sesame oil), tossed briefly and served at once. The noodles go back in at the very end and everything is eaten immediately: sauce on a crisp noodle is a texture with a lifespan of about two minutes