Chili Crisp Noodles

554kcal14.3g protein20.6g fat78.1g carbs~$1.29/ serving*Estimates computed from the ingredient list; cost uses average US supermarket prices. Not a substitute for packaging measurements or your receipt.
Contains gluten, sesame, soy · only in an optional ingredient: egg, peanut
Restrictions
Containsgluten · sesame · soyIt is in an ingredient you cannot leave out.
Only if you add itegg (eggs) · peanut (peanuts)Leave that ingredient out and the dish does not have it.
Diets
VegetarianVegan · without onePescatarianNo porkNo alcohol
Worked out from the ingredient list. It knows nothing about brands, shared equipment or cross contamination, and it is not a certification — if you have an allergy, you still have to read the label.
Ingredients
Servings:
| 7 oz | |
| 3 l | water (for boiling) |
| 1 tbsp | salt |
| 3 tbsp | |
| 2 clove | |
| 3 unit | |
| 1 tbsp | vegetable oil |
| 2 tbsp | |
| 1 tbsp | |
| 1 ½ tsp | |
| 1 tsp | |
| 4 tbsp | noodle cooking water (reserved) |
Optional
Not counted above. The dish works without them.
| 1 tsp | |
| 2 tbsp | |
| 1 unit | |
| 2 unit | |
| ¼ tsp |
Steps
- Boil6 minhard rolling boil, saltedwater + salt in the largest pot you have — the noodles go in later, but the water must already be at a full boil, because noodles dropped into slack water sit and swell in their own starch instead of setting
- Mince3 mingarlic + scallion whites into the bottom of a wide serving bowl, and slice the greens into a separate pile for the top; mince fine, since the only heat they get is the oil poured over them
- Fry2 minoil shimmering, just short of smokingvegetable oil heated alone, then poured over the garlic and scallion whites so it sizzles in the bowl — this cooks off the raw sulfur bite in seconds without the risk of a pan, where garlic goes from golden to bitter in about ten more
- Whisk1 minoff heat+ chili crisp + soy sauce + black vinegar + sugar + sesame oil, into the still-warm oil = sauce. The sugar is not for sweetness; it rounds off the vinegar's edge so the chili's heat lands last instead of first
- Boil4 minper package timing, minus 30 secondswheat noodles, stirred for the first thirty seconds so they don't fuse. Scoop out 4 tbsp of the cloudy water before draining, and do not rinse — that surface starch is the only emulsifier in the dish
- Mix2 minnoodles still steamingdrained noodles + sauce + reserved noodle water, tossed hard for a full minute until the oil stops sliding and turns glossy and clinging. Let the noodles cool first and the chili fat sets into separate slick pools that no amount of tossing will bring back together
- Top1 min+ scallion greens + optionals — the crunch of peanuts and the cold cucumber exist to contrast the coated noodles, so they go on at the last second rather than into the toss